It would be cool for someone to ask me about some of the structural choices I make with my albums.

Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning.

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee.

We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.

There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani.

It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair.

I wrote a lot of poetry in the last two years of high school, all about the same girl I was in love with. That was pretty awful. Did you know that in poetry, every line does not need to rhyme?

I am willing to make people uncomfortable so that my daughter doesn't have to!

I didn’t intend the book as anything therapeutic and I don't think that’s a novel’s goal or responsibility.

It's important for us to tell our stories.

So afraid of taking chances. How you gonna reach the top?

Drawing and composition are the same thing.

If evolution is true, you could not know that it’s true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. Think about that.

The light in Alaska in particular is so beautiful. So beautiful! Such incredible light.

Switching to light-coloured roofs and roadways would have the equivalent effect on greenhouse gas emissions to taking one billion cars off the road for eleven years.

You'll be surprised what someone is able to handle given no other choice.

Modeling, for me, was not fulfilling. I didn't see the point - although I was able to travel a great deal. I lived in Italy, Germany, and Spain, but I wasn't devoted to it.