It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

God has already set the date [for judgment]. You may make and break appointments in this life, but this is one appointment you are going to keep.

With a strong faith in God and confidence in your abilities, who can dare to stop you?

when you walk the path of revenge, know that someone will always follow your trail

I. All the distinctive characteristics of personality are ascribed to the Holy Spirit in the Bible.

The final result of too much routine is death in life.

When we think we know people inside out and we think we know what's best for them we should try to remember we don't even know what's best for ourselves.

It's very easy to just shout: 'Off with their heads!' Maybe in doing that you might lose something very valuable. I would like to see the monarchy continue, but in a more democratic fashion.

I think that Sarah Palin really missed the chance to educate the public on what some of the challenges her son is actually facing.

In fact I was fairly certain there was no one in the entire world quite like Adrian Ivashkov.

The conflict with Islam has, after all, existed throughout European history.