It would be, like all of Pammy's parties, hot and crowded and filled with impossibly glamorous people with hip bones so sharp they could qualify as concealed weapons.

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

Amy wondered if Bonaparte could declare war on Miss Gwen alone without breaking his peace with England

Are you setting business goals? Try this:Step 1: Add a "0" to your revenue goal.Step 2: Take away a "0" from your expense goal.Step 3: Let your mind go to work.Thank me later.

Community is composed of that which we don't attempt to measure, for which we keep no record and ask no recompense. Most are things we cannot measure no matter how hard we try.

If you want true love and a long-lasting marriage, you need to start by figuring out what makes you happy.

I find 12 P.M. as the best time to work out. During training, I do two body parts a day: chest-back, back-triceps or chest-biceps so that my body doesn't get used to a pattern.

It was harder to drown at sunrise than in darkness.

I cannot stress enough that the answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.

When two opposing sides meet in battle, the one without an enemy will be victorious.

Playing a villain was fun, only because you get to do all the things you wouldn't normally do in your real life.

It was in the forest. No one saw it or heard it. So did it actually happen?

To sleep perchance to dream