It would seem that Our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Most people think happiness is about gaining something, but it's not. It's all about getting rid of the darkness you accumulate.

Friendship is a disinterested commerce between equals

The thing they're trying to stop is 30-million people getting health insurance. That's the substance.

people are not good to each other. perhaps if they were our deaths would not be so sad.

Steve Martin is one of my favorite performers, writers, artists of all time.

Plenty of sunshine is the very wine of life.

The whole world may not understand me, but I don’t care.

Forecasts are difficult to make-particularly those about the future.

I'm an actor. I can do whatever I want. As an actor, not everything has to be the most obvious choice. And sometimes, the best thing you can do is to defy expectations.

I have been interested in fashion since I was a kid. Then I lived in London, where it was more about costume and a personal statement of who you are than about fashion.