Italian authorities seized $6 trillion worth of fake, worthless U.S. Treasury bonds. Pretty good counterfeit job, too. They look just like the genuine, worthless Treasury bonds.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

All money comes from the worth of time

Maybe not, maybe not. Cheer up, Becky, and let's go on trying.

Central Bankers are driving us to Hell in a vehicle We are paying the installments on

I hate and love. And why, perhaps you’ll ask.I don’t know: but I feel, and I’m tormented.

Without challenges we would literally wither and die (which also would be perfect).

Bare feet are the best shoes!

The majority of women have no principles of their own; they are guided by the heart, and depend for their own conduct, upon that of the men they love.

Not too worried about fighting for titles, but just fighting the best competition at the Welterweight division. I'll be happy with that.

Celebrate your own special spirit fly on the wings of your secret dreams

You value the thing you are fighting for, but then you learn to value the time it takes to do it and the time you have off. Both of which are precious.