Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

Allow the fear to keep you sensible but not to keep you still. If you're afraid of the dark then open your eyes, see that you are home.

You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!

Love not your dream but the road leading to it and you might still fail, but you shall definitely end up enjoying every moment of your life.

Hatred does not help us alleviate our pain even in the slightest.

There are many reasons to be simple. It’s simply to learn effectively, to work positively, to communicate actively and to live successfully.

Every time you play you have energy within you - universal energy. That's the energy that keeps everything together - the planets, the galaxies. Everything.

Lord Chiltern recognizes the great happiness of having a grievance. It would be a pity that so great a blessing should be thrown away upon him.

In your fear, seek only peace. In your fear, seek only love.

Shame on all eloquence which leaves us with a taste for itself and not for its substance.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.