Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.

Skulls are what people dont know to be good luck, they ward off bad.

A short story is something that you can hold in your mind. You can really analyze how the entire thing works, like a machine

We must not bring one war to an end, or thirty; but the idea of war itself.

When Alexander the Great addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, Diogenes replied "Yes, stand a little out of my sunshine."

Absurdity is the one thing love can't stand; it can overlook anything else, -- coldness, or weakness, or viciousness, -- but just be ridiculous and that's the end of it!

A sign of intelligence is an awareness of one's own ignorance.

I just want to tell stories that have an impact on people. Somebody needs to have an impact because people are lost. People are really lost.

Just because people don't trust people doesn't mean [they] don't like them. There are lots of paranoid people in the world. You figure out their personalities and make them work.

Renunciation, and renunciation alone, is the real secret, the Mulamantra, of all Realisation.

Ilike ideas writers have that I might not have written. Writers are there for a reason... to write for me.