Its like people care more abput their pride than about what's correct, about the truth.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

It is not impossible to live in love, with love, for love and then become love.

It's great when talented people in the world, in the same business, can see your work and compliment you on what you're doing and take a strong interest in your movements in your career.

Children live what they learn.

In nature, there is less death and destruction than death and transmutation.

The Getty family has been fully supportive throughout 'double life' situation, and for that, I am very grateful.

What the world needs is a set villain that people can point at and say, “It’s all your fault!

We can never have enough of nature. We must be refreshed by the sight of inexhaustible vigor.

I have to win races. It's not even an option.

I’m adding ‘canine’ to my searches,” I said. “And ‘instinct.’” “Whatever. I’m adding ‘lunatic.

One of the first observations to make in conversation is the state, or the character, and the education of the person to whom we speak.