Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Christianity is part of the Common Law of England.

Because of my language and the pantomime with which most Europeans accompany their speech, I was catalogued as a heavy.

I am slow-thinking and full of interior rules that act as brakes on my desires.

When we finished the tour we had been writing together for a year. We moved forward from there and have just now finished our record. We're having a new record out in the Spring.

All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

Now I become myself. It’s taken time, many years and places.

When you look at all the miracles attributed to Jesus, they're all about change.

A poem is a cup of words open to the sky and wind in a bucket.

Man is so inconsistent a creature that it is impossible to reason from his beliefs to his conduct, or from one part of his belief to another.

I've grown up a lot, I'm on my own, and I've learned some valuable life lessons.