Its weird how i dream things that are worth writing.Its like God is writing them into my mind while i am sleeping and the moment i woke up i know i have to write what i dreamt

Democratic Socialism is simply Totalitarianism that allows you the illusion of a voice in the matter.

He could not afford to indulge misery, to live in the past and stumble through life facing backwards.

Wisdom is knowledge which has become a part of one's being.

The critics try to intellectualize my material. There's no satire involved. Satire is a concept that can only be understood by adults. My stuff is straight, for people of all ages.

Any sport you're going to do, you're going to lose more than you win. People don't realize how hard it is to be an athlete. It's difficult.

My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow.

All in all, I would not have missed this century for the world.

I have a life that's just been a well of loneliness.

And all these people lived not by reason of any care they had for themselves, but by the love for them that was in other people.

When the heart is open, it's easier for the mind to be turned toward God.