Ive enjoyed programming on NPR, but were broke and therefore all spending must be reduced.

Whatever we do, it is definitely time that we reboot the health care reform attempt. It's time to completely start over.

If you want to hear the facts, you are going to have to let me speak.

It was a burden on all her muscles. A hollow deeper than her bones. She braced herself though, she knew why Atlas stood so tall.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Good Christian people who wouldn't dream of misbehaving will not catch AIDS.

The Universal Soul, as it is called, has an interest in the stacking of hay, the foddering of cattle, and the draining of peat-meadows.

No need for words, it's all been said.

As Beckett said, it's not enough to die, one has to be forgotten as well.

I never thought I would become a television host, but I never thought anybody would pay me to just talk.

He removes the greatest ornament of friendship who takes away from it respect.

I'm there to make a kind of theatrical music that is desperately missing in my life. And if other people don't like it, I'm very unhappy, but I can't do anything about that.

Lying about anything is the cruelest thing in the world you could ever do. Be who you are. Don't try to be someone you're not. It never works.