J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere", "to throw," because when a stone is thrown at a dog the dog's tail assumes that shape.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

It takes critical thinking to frame the right problem and empathetic thinking to address the correct need.

Nay, in death's hand, the grape-stone proves As strong as thunder is in Jove's.

I always wanted to make people feel something.

I think it's a positive for girls not to depend on guys.

We are stronger together. We are stronger together in facing our internal challenges and our external ones.

I'm not pro-owner or pro-player. I am pro-football. I want the game to go on. I want the game to be tough. I don't want the game to be a killer of our players.

Death Of A Salesman is a great acting job.

It is the public scandal that offends; to sin in secret is no sin at all.

Perfect form is the most important thing to have a perfect body, it's impossible to make a painting with a big brush