JFK [John F. Kennedy] was young, glamorous, Camelot, funny, engaging. Congress loved him.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If a religion wants you to give up your freedom, just give up that religion! Nothing is holier than your freedom!

Syllogism ―Major premise: I can control my thoughts.Minor premise: My feelings come from my thoughts.Conclusion: I can control my feelings.

Do not ask God the way to heaven

It's not what a movie is about, it's how it is about it.

My wish for the new millennium is for all children... to grow up wiser, and stronger and more prosperous for the future than ever before.

Death wins nothing here, gnawing wings that amputate–– then spread, lift up, fly.

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

Laughing together is as close as you can get to a hug without touching.

Rome is a place almost worn out by being looked at, a city collapsing under the weight of reference.

Life's not about money. Look at achievements, accomplishments . It's about having fun. It's about enjoying life.