JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

The police are often as corrupt as the corporate government that employs them.

in a crowd of roses, choose to be a sunflower.thornless. unwithering. abundant in seeds

Men are mortal. So are ideas. An idea needs propagation as much as a plant needs watering. Otherwise both will wither and die.

A happy union with wife and child is like the music of lutes and harps.

I think I'll be going to Heaven, because I had good intentions. But my actions are another thing.

God can never entrust His Kingdom to anyone who has not been broken of pride, for pride is the armour of darkness itself.

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

All the cliches are true about parenting. All I've ever wanted to do is be a father, but there's this existential mirror that's held up when you have a kid.

By drawing or exposing two or more patterns on the same bit of film I can create harmony and textual effects.

Though varying wishes, hopes, and fears, Fever'd the progress of these years, Yet now, days, weeks, and months but seem The recollection of a dream.