Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers.

Honey from the devil's fingers tastes bitter.

Dare to dream.Dare to hope. Dare to live.

It's amazing to me the number of people who will volunteer to help at church but won't lift a finger to help at home!

I like doing arts and crafts, so I would probably go to one of those fun little ceramic places and go paint some plates and do something fun like that

I now know that nothing in my life will change until I change the way I see my life and myself.

But the shortest works are always the best.

I wanted to push the envelope, and I wanted to go so far as to actually offend both the liberals and the right. I think I have succeeded.

A close inspection discovers an empirical impossibility to be inherent in the idea of evolution.

But boys will be boys, even the ones who are only girls dressed up: That's one of the rules of the world.

Interested in some ‘undercover’ work? And to think, I was actually having a tender thought about you. Do yourself a favor, Steele…Become mute.