Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim

When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, requests breakfast and taxi money.

You can arrest me, but you can't arrest my ideas.

Our biggest problem is that our intelligence is not intelligent

I only debate with serious political youth formations. Not a group of the racist Helen Zille's garden boys.

They wear suits, that's why they are lazy. They are servants, they are supposed to serve us. You can't build an RDP house with a tie.

You don't have to be educated to be a president.

The farms you live in will be yours for free. When mineworkers strike, it will be to complain that we are giving them too much money.

We hope for the best, if elections are conducted like this all over South Africa we can indeed say we welcome any results and accept them.

Even those who make mistakes, we must try to help them. But we can only help them if they are ready to be helped.

It is not for me to judge another man's life. I must judge, I must choose, I must spurn, purely for myself. For myself, alone.

Every artist writes his own autobiography.

Oh, a man with a guitar is nothing compared to a man with a cello! Girls really like the way that we handle our instruments.

An obvious example is not guaranteeing health services to patients with dementia.

Obama is defining himself in a way that will destroy him.

The national team comes before everything.

OH MY GOD! In Thailand, they've got the spiciest food I've ever had in my life!

But those words were only the middle of the story. There was a beginning here, too.

There is growing consensus that new parents need help--information, advice, practical assistance--and that infants and toddlers need stimulation as well as care and nurture.

I was too slow a mover to be a boxer. It was much easier to be a poet.