Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Man might carve his mark on the earth but unless he's vigilant, Nature will take it all back.

I believe that for every illness or ailment known to man, that God has a plant out here that will heal it. We just need to keep discovering the properties for natural healing.

An undiscovered genius has no value in the marketplace

You know what I like to do? I love waking up early, making them breakfast, taking them to school, having time in the morning with them. With six kids, it's like a reality show.

Nothing has stolen more dreams, dashed more hopes, broken up more families, and messed up more people psychologically than our propensity to disregard God's commands regarding sexual purity.

It is obvious that no difficulty in the way of world government can match the danger of a world without it.

It's through sheer will that I can sing.

I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat paste that in your broadway show

I was an only child. I've known only children. From this experience, I do believe that the children should outnumber the parents.

Worse than blind leaders of the blind are bland leaders of the bland.