Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

I married beneath me. All women do.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

[After her election to the British Parliament and being welcomed to 'the most exclusive men's club in Europe':] It won't be exclusive long. When I came in, I left the door wide open!

The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Life isn't complicated.We are.

Indian food is like classical music raga- it takes time to build up to a crescendo.

Architecture is not a profession for the faint-hearted, the weak-willed, or the short-lived.

Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later.

Polygamists have no connection with us whatsoever. They don't belong to the church. There are actually no Mormon fundamentalists.

And so I will take back up my poor life, so plain and so tranquil, where phrases are adventures and the only flowers I gather aremetaphors.

I'm a man, and I think every man wants to be No. 1.

I'm not afraid of dying tomorrow, only of being killed.

I always try to sacrifice my body for the team.

You need to eat what's local. So that's what I'm trying to do - just be as close to nature as possible.