Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies.

I've written some poetry I don't understand myself

The best way to keep something bad from happening is to see it ahead of time... and you can't see it if you refuse to face the possibility.

Is it possible for one to enter sleep and wander while never waking? And if so, for how long can one survive this way?

I have become a subscriber for 'Business Week.' It teaches me a lot about business, and I have really started to get into it. I'm interested in business and learning about how everything works.

The goal of real healthcare reform must be high-quality, universal coverage in a cost-effective way.

Mercy. That is the gospel. The whole of it in one word.

Believing nothing does whilst there remained anything else to be done.

You should know that there are some things for which there are no answers, no matter how beautiful the words may be.

Chastity, like piety, is a uniform grace.

Being a running back helped me tremendously. It taught me judgement in the defense and how to judge the football.