Jared sidled up. He was not very good at sidling; he was more of a loomer.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

Love who you are and want you want to be.

She asked Billy Pilgrim what he was supposed to be, Billy said he didn't know.

I am thankful I can see much to admire in all religions.

Survival can be summed up in three words - never give up. That's the heart of it really. Just keep trying.

Unfortunate the country that needs heroes!

For next to Death is Sleepe to be compared; Therefore his house is unto his annext: Here Sleepe, ther Richesse, and hel-gate them both betwext.

Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young.

A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike.

Philosophy is overwhelmingly complicated, its procedure depressingly slow.

As American families and businesses have been forced to tighten their belts, Washington has refused to do the same.