Jealousy is never satisfied with anything short of omniscience that would detect the subtlest fold in the heart.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

Don't judge a book by its cover

A man's a man. But when you see a king, you see the work of many thousand men.

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.

The beginning of compunction is the beginning of a new life.

The rich ate and drank freely, accepting gout and apoplexy as things that ran mysteriously in respectable families.

Plainness has its peculiar temptations and vices quite as much as beauty.

What makes life dreary is the want of a motive.

Don't you meddle with me, and I won't meddle with you.

so little of what anything means comes through words.

The Universal Consciousness's feeling is unqualified love for all of its creatures, no matter how foolish and desperate they act.

God always rewards openly what was done in the secret.

I would never exchange my life with anybody else's.

God will understand, my lord. And if he doesn't, then he is not God and we need not worry.

You better wake up before it's too late, or they'll be doing your makeup down at the coroner's place.

Stand-up is probably the most solo performance in art.

Sow good services: sweet remembrances will grow from them.

The creative artist is the one wanting to make order out of chaos. The rest of us just accept disorder -if we even recognize it- and get a bang out of our five beautiful senses, if we’re lucky.

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