Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.

Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome.

People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.

You can shoot a show and have it not air. It's not real until it's airing.

I'm always thinking, 'my career is over, I have to move back to Omaha, and work on the railroad, with the rest of my family. So no, I'm never thinking I've 'arrived.' I think that's a good way to be.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.

My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out.

Wisdom comes from making mistakes, having the courage to face them, and make adjustments moving forward based upon the knowledge aquired through those experiences.

When the positive mind takes the lead, the legs are safe to follow without any shaking!

Righteous indignation are the very clothes that liars wear

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.

Success is a process that never ends.

The paradigm of physics - with its interplay of data, theory and prediction - is the most powerful in science.

The voice of the sea speaks to the soul.

To live as fully, as completely as possible, to be happy ... is the true aim and end to life.

I got involved in the design process a long time ago. I've been working with their main designer [Berlei] for a while. It's been really fun all around.

Maybe there are times when an honest hatred serves us better than love corrupted by sentimentality, meretriciousness, sententiousness, cuteness.