Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton. It will be like 1992 all over again except I won't be in rehab.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

Daesh members wear shoes. Does this mean everybody who wears shoes is Daesh?

Christianity even when watered down is hot enough to boil all modern society to rags.

I think if you've been given something in life you have a moral duty to give things back.

In developing teams, I don't believe in rules. I believe in standards. Rules don't promote teamwork, standards do

To me success would be to be able to do your very best in everything you do.

Editing while you're writing is like strangling the baby in the crib.

Never sacrifice your life for anything! Sacrifice everything for life! Life is the ultimate goal.

I've got to be comfortable when I'm on stage.

A beautiful day with the buoyancy of a bird.

Those who love each other shall become invincible.