Jeez Louise. I know why rich people are so thin: it's from trekking around their humongous houses the whole time.

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again. (Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

I chose to publish the first 'Shopaholic' book under a pseudonym because I wanted it to be judged on its own merits.

There's no luck in business. There's only drive, determination, and more drive.

Life is like an escalator. You see, it carries you on regardless. And you might as well enjoy the view and seize every opportunity while you're passing. Otherwise, it'll be too late.

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby

Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony?

This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.

Wow. I've never been a VIP before. I've never even been a IP.

Could a being create the fifty billion galaxieseach with two hundred billion starsthen rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?

A caterpillar knows it's a butterfly, even if the whole world tries to convince it that it's just a worm.

When people come to my shows, they have the freedom to feel something, and we're all just a big bowl of feels.

Once a guy starts wearing silk pajamas it's hard to get up early.

I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.

All the public business in Congress now connects itself with intrigues, and there is great danger that the whole government will degenerate into a struggle of cabals.

Care must be taken that the punishment does not exceed the offence.

...life's big. If you can't fix it, give it a spin.

When a person gets to know his Creator, and finally comes to know himself, then his leadership is born.

I think Republicans will not win again in my lifetime ... unless they become a new GOP, a new Republican Party. And it has to be a transformation. Not a little tweaking at the edges.