Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

He was driven to use the prerogatives of his profession, to act the parson.

We get so much information during the day that doesn't really tell us anything.

When you're dealing with your life, my God, you gotta tell the truth.

I've suffered too much to hide my feelings.

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

I think music changes and it evolves.

In much postmodern theatre ... the line between theatre and non-theatre is deliberately erased.

You will fear the darkness only to the extent that you yourself are not providing light.

Over my real sorrows I never weep.

You don't have to be famous to live out your own red carpet moment.