Jeffrey Murdock is a colossal turd.""Can I stitch that on a sampler and put it on Etsy?""Sure.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

People always understand everything in retrospect.

I despise the opinion of the press and the so-called critics.

In terms of drama school, what that will give you that you won't necessarily learn on a film set is the technical ability - ie, projecting your voice and stage craft.

Fortunately I have never learned to take the good advice I give myself nor the counsel of my fears.

To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art.

I've finally graduated from 'I don't give a hoot.

You can't totally rebel, otherwise you have to go live on your own, on a desert island. It's as simple as that.

Travelling fills me with dread.

The world is shrinking together; it is finding itself neighbor to itself in strange, almost magic degree.