Jennifer Palmieri and Joel Benenson and all these people on Hillary's [Clinton] side just can't come to grips with the fact that they lost.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Keeping the box closed just keeps you in the dark, not the universe... but failing to open the box doesn't kill the cat.

There are more things in our biology that make us one, than there are to set us apart.

It’s well known that he who returns never left

For she doth make my veins and pulses tremble.

I live for makeup and I like wine. These are my truths!

Nothing makes a player more productive than the last minute.

With the single exception of Park Lane, every north-south route in London slows traffic to the pace of a wounded gnat with pleurisy struggling with a squaddie's backpack.

You spend money on Internet connection for your employees. Why not spend money on the energy that fuels their brains?

Absence may or may not make the heart grow fonder, but it certainly freshens the eye.

I keep what's mine, and I do not share.