Jeopardy, Mom! You have got to get on Jeopardy! Seriously! You could marry Alex Trebek! You could be Alex and Alex Trebek! You could be Alex SQUARED!

If we found a ticket to Disneyland would you think we should arrest Mickey Mouse?

hearing women singing about themselves - rather than men singing about women - makes everything seem wonderfully clear, and possible

Zen is a double-edged sword, killing words and thoughts, yet at the same time, giving them life. Although beyond human intellect and philosophy, Zen is their root and source.

The balls it took to proclaim a creative profession, the narcissism.

Man is known to be a selfish, as well as a social being.

A small speckled visitor Wearing a crimson cape Brighter than a cherry Smaller than a grape A polka-dotted someone Walking on my wall A black-hooded lady In a scarlet shawl.

Deep-seated are the wounds of civil brawls.

Wherever St. Paul went, there was a riot. Wherever I go, they serve tea.

I gave you the best of me, he'd told her once, and with every beat of her son's heart, she knew he'd done exactly that.

I bought a lot of rubbish things that kids buy: skateboards and clothes and typical teenage stuff.

Men never cling to their dreams with such tenacity as at the moment when they are losing faith in them, and know it, but do not dare yet to confess it to themselves.