Jerome said, It's like, a family doesn't work anymore when everyone in it is more miserable than they would be if they were alone, You know?

The future's another country, man... And I still ain't got a passport.

They had nothing to say to each other. A five-year age gap between siblings is like a garden that needs constant attention. Even three months apart allows the weeds to grow up between you.

This is what a woman is: unadorned, after children and work and age, and experience-these are the marks of living.

She did what girls generally do when they don't feel the part: she dressed it instead.

She was the kind of person who never gave you enough time to miss her.

The planet is finished with us, at this point -

This was why Kiki had dreaded having girls: she knew she wouldn't be able to protect them from self-disgust.

[T]he world we live in is governed by the most revolting bunch of crooks ever to defile the soil of this planet... [You] must never take them seriously, which is exactly what they want.

Marriage has made me safer.

Through first-class education, a generation marches down the long uncertain road of the future with confidence.

Set a new standard. Change reality. Break ground to something new and different. That achievement will live forever just because you WERE somebody special!

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny.

Being an athlete, you know how to train and prepare your body for a performance and you're able to do it under pressure.

I know everyone in the Philippines is happy.

I've always said it's important to take advice from people who have what you want because otherwise, people are just guessing.

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

When we try and use fear or pride to stop from sinning, we are forgetting that we sin because of either fear or pride.