Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.... He's a nice fellow, but he spent too much time playing football without a helmet.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.

Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven't given up trying.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

There are no problems we cannot solve together, and very few that we can solve by ourselves.

Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in Vietnam. There is not, and there will not be, a mindless escalation.

Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of truth, there is no greater weapon than fact.

Just like the Alamo, somebody damn well needed to go to their aid. Well, by God, I'm going to Viet Nam's aid!

Nothing is generous. New knowledge is a valuable commodity. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we are.

i'd never try to be like him/her.I'monly try to be like ME.

You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.

[On Werner Erhard, founder of est:] If I wanted a new belief system, I'd choose to believe in God - He's been in business longer than Werner, and He has better music.

If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don't grow.

Garden making, like gardening itself, concerns the relationship of the human being to his natural surroundings.

I seize all opportunities with two hands. Everything that's happened to me has taught me to live in the moment as much as possible.

It's just acting. I take acting seriously but up to a point.

Charlie Finley has soured my stomach for baseball. He treated me like a damn colored boy.

To see the Law by Christ fulfilled, And hear His pardoning voice Changes a slave into a child, And duty into choice.