Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

We need to get to the heart of each heart issue—and we can’t do it. Only the Maker can. The world needs #Jesus.

BLAKE: I’ve come to learn that people are going to hate you and like you, no matter what. I’d rather be around people I want to be around.

I've got a temper if I need it. Nothing wrong with losing your temper, if it's for the right reasons.

I come from way north. We'd listen to radio shows all the time. I think I was the last generation, or pretty close to the last one, that grew up without TV.

I think in any movie really the two most interesting parts are the protagonist and the antagonist.

People don't grow up to become thrill junkies - they're born like that.

Governments ... should not force and govern belief, which is a matter for the heart and conscience not for temporal authorities.

I sit at my window gazing The world passes by, nods to me And is gone.

It was only until I started to be myself that the music started to flow and people started to listen. So, thank you guys...