Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross … so please don’t be surprised when we get a little static.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

Good luck is the expression of your divinity within.

Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it.

People will always reveal themselves to you. Read the signs and know when to let go.

Napping is divine, but I no longer have all the time in the world.

The correlative to loving our neighbors as ourselves is hating ourselves as we hate our neighbors.

Advice can be like cod liver oil, easy enough to administer but not so pleasant to take for anybody.

I'm a total ignoramus about the technical aspects but I have to say that it's awfully purty now.

Songwriting's never been a natural art for me; it's always been a bit of a struggle.

Real pain can alone cure us of imaginary ills. We feel a thousand miseries till we are lucky enough to feel misery.

The coaches are working with me every day. And if you feel like the coach is behind you, you'll take some chances.?