Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won’t sparkle in the sunshine, he’ll just marry you.

Any coward can instill fear. It's easy to scare people, but having the strength to make them feel safe? Now that's power.

Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock

The miracle of the moment!

Despite their macabre imaginations, they don't believe the things they say, all those things about magic and fantômes. But I do. I know he lingers. I've heard his voice, soft as a lover's whisper.

The superiority of the distant over the present is only due to the mass and variety of the pleasures that can be suggested compared with the poverty of those that can at any time be felt.

I just take one day. Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not come. We have only today to love Jesus.

The greatest thing that science teaches you is the law of unintended consequences.

Then again, what are liars if not great magicians?

Enjoy yourself as much as you like - if only you keep from sin.

If you already know the answer, Ms. Lane, don’t waste my time. You just wasted a month of it.” -Barrons

Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.