Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Two things are needed to raise awareness: education and love. And these go hand in hand because we can be taught to love.

...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.

Whereas all humans have approximately the same life expectancy the life expectancy of stars varies as much as from that of a butterfly to that of an elephant.

Suffering is arguably God's choicest tool in shaping the character of Christ in us.

There are countries that prefer to think that they're buying comfort at the cost of others, but I don't think that's the way you can act in this world. There are no neutral groups.

An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.

My soul is a dark ploughed field In the cold rain; My soul is a broken field Ploughed by pain.

Pure chastity is beauty to our souls, grace to our bodies, and peace to our desires.

Most apologetic books are really written for Christians, even the ones that purport to be written for non-believers.

Happiness is the ability to move forward, knowing the future will be better than the past.