Jesus produced mainly three effects: hatred, terror, adoration. There was no trace of people expressing mild approval.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The only spark of humanity in me is from you, because I love you. If you die, so do I.

That which we want less of in society should rarely be privatized and that which we want more of often should be.

This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.

When you're there, it's not good enough to be there.

We are going to stop radical Islamic terrorism in America. Hillary Clinton won't even mention the words, and neither will President Obama. So I just want to tell you, she wants open borders.

Success is a staircase, not a doorway.

When the Vikings moved into a place they just kind of killed everybody who was there before them.

Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.

I was celibate until the age of 21. I stayed in my bedroom reading Camus and Nietzsche

Clothes are incredibly symbolic.