Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.

As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

Dream as if you will live forever

Hope blooms when the time is ready.

With faith, I love without any fear.

If you cannot build from nothing, then you'll have to destroy in order to create.

A massive amount of quantity with a deliberate focus on improvement leads to the knowledge and experience of how to make quality.

China is a long caravan, longer and stronger than the Wall.

Graveyards remind us of the vanity of all human endeavour.

My attitude towards him is an attitude towards a soul. I am not of the opinion that he has a soul. . . .

I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus.

Yoga is the study of the human body. It is the surge for the human soul.