Jesus will brush aside your inabilities.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

Success is the result of your struggling

A novelist is essentially a person who covers distance through his patience, slowly, like an ant. A novelist impresses us not by his demonic and romantic vision, but by his patience.

we all need someone to talk to, be with and love

One of my dreams is to walk down the runway during Fashion Week!

Elizabeth Taylor was never told what to wear or paid to carry a certain handbag.

marriage is mostly puttin' up with things, I reckon, when it ain't makin' believe.

Do not think about sin, he thought. There are enough problems now without sin. Also I have no understanding of it.

Government is like physics, you know - for every action, there's a reaction.

Initially when I stopped playing, I had accumulated some burnout.

I try to put myself in the shoes of people in the news. I'm in the news myself quite a lot. But there's many days I give thanks I'm not in the news and the news that's out there.