Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

If therefore that which is sown be not turned upside down, and if the place where the evil is sown passes not away, then cannot it come that is sown with good?

No one can take the shot for you.

People might consider you eccentric for being different, but this is good. Leaders and visionaries are not conformists afraid of standing out.

Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it.

A healthy society begins with healthy individuals.

I feel happy and hearty grateful.

It is better to pray about everything than worry about nothing.

Our leaders and Osama Bin Laden all claim to do the right thing in the name of God. I question that. I wonder if that God is worth the life of another human-being.

It's a horribly mismanaged company-probably a lot of pot smoking going on there.

Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.