Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.

God, who calls a man, already knew the purpose of the calling

It started to rain and we just sat. Sat and watched the rain in silence.

President Obama's record on national security is a tribute to his strength, and judgment, and to his preference for inclusion and partnership over partisanship.

I can't really change my life to accommodate people who are jealous. I don't see why I should.

I started on an Apple II, which I had bought at the very end of 1978 for half of my annual income. I made $4,500 a year, and I spent half of it on the computer.

And literature frequently rises to heights that make it international.

Understanding is the key to true knowledge

You know Texas is - even more now that Enron has bit the dust - it's held up on the back of small businesses.

It's terrible to be young. It's terrible. Terrible