Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

For a number of years in England nobody had any idea what I looked like.

The worrying thing is there's so much latent hatred of the guy [Donald Trump] and this guy isn't even president yet.

I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.

Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

I don't know if I'm brave.

Why is it that blood, rather than peace, sells?

There are things we cannot vocalise because the repercussions of particular thoughts have the power to break lives.

He yearned to step out of his life the way one steps out of a house into the street.

We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.

Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.

The week ahead is already programmed for fabulousness. Pray that your thinking be aligned with the force that makes it so.

Public opinion, I am sorry to say, will bear a great deal of nonsense. There is scarcely any absurdity so gross, whether in religion, politics, science or manners, which it will not bear.

O woman-country! wooed not wed, Loved all the more by earth's male-lands, Laid to their hearts instead.

Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away.

Over-confidence is as evil as undue anxiety.