Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.

I got involved in cocaine because I needed to lose weight. I felt the pressure living here. I took it to wake me up and keep me moving.

I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people.

I was actually very ugly. I was ugly. I felt very insecure.

Once my mom passed away, I have nobody to answer to. It's great.

People will always consider me a cartoon character, a bimbo. They will never give me credit.

Tammy Faye said, "I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad."

I'm a victim of maybe circumstances, but look at how it worked out?

Church is great, but I found my church here. Hugh Hefner has been nothing but a gentleman.

Howard Stern was the only one that was able to get through to me.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

We spent time on Burma and the need for the military regime there to understand that they shouldn't fear the voices of people. And yet they do.

Stop treating your feelings like they are worth so little. I'm your heart, you idiot. Stop treating me like I'm worth so little. Choose me over your brain for once... Please...

When the world careens out of control, we can rest in the fact that God spun this world with a simple word. Matter from emptiness. Beauty from void. Community from chaos.

The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

We want to destroy each other by making the other fall in love with us.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.

Far more frightening than the thought of dying was the experience of erasure already occurring in my life. My fear of becoming someone who did not count.

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.