Jimmy Stewart said he stopped making movies because he didn't like the way he looked on screen anymore. I'm more the guy who says I look like hell but I'm going to see where it gets me.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

You are curious and quick, you have a deft mind, and for some unaccountable reason, people tell you things -- useful things.

Sometimes you can’t let go of the past without facing it again.

Life is a mystery unveiled with the conscience of truth

I was lifted from the darkness I endured into the person I am today.

Damned no matter what you do. Why do people think knowing secrets is fun?

I may not be the best dad but I taught my son how to get free samples at the mall.

Man must have just enough faith in himself to have adventures, and just enough doubt of himself to enjoy them.

What others say and do cannot stop you from fulfilling your destiny. Your destiny was handed down by Almighty God.

If I didn't believe in this team and this organization and the direction that we're headed, I wouldn't have signed the extension.

The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of changing their views to fit the facts, they try to change the facts to fit their views.