Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.

The press made me something I really wasn't and I tried to live up to what they made me.

…for exploring beyond the boundaries that I had been taught to stay within.

Relationships take work. It isn’t true love if things go smoothly.

The world needs great inspirers, to ignite the light in every soul.

People nowadays take time far more seriously than eternity. – Thomas Kelly

Inborn errors of metabolism.

There are just two people entitled to refer to themselves as "we"; one is the editor and the other is the fellow with a tapeworm.

He felt he had lost it for good, he knew what it was to have been in communication with her, and to be cast off again. In misery, his heart like a heavy stone, he went about unliving.

Accounting for the most part, remains a legalistic and traditional practice, almost immune to self-criticism by scientific methods.

I've always believed that you can be whatever you want to be if you are willing to sacrifice and dedicate yourself.

The old wanderlust had gotten into his blood, the joy of the unbound life, the joy of seeking, of hoping without limit.