Joe: Oo, Brittany "Aren't I Fabulous?" Hobson?Addie: She's not that bad.Joe: Brittany "All the Boys Like Me, I'm so Popular I Could Die" Hobson.Addie: Joe!

Dear Skeezie, Today I ran after a boy as he was trying to get away. I tackled him and we both landed in the mud. Do you think I appeared desperate?-Joe Bunch

Everyone out there knows a lot of or little about something few are the people which will share and the other big result or big percentage are the people which know and don't share (but why?).

Beauty without expression tires.

It's possible to be completely enlightened... except with your family.

Ultimately, the only way to make good friends is to become a good friend yourself. Good people gather around other good people.

War drags human beings from their tasks of building and improving, and pushes them en masse into the category of destroyers and killers.

It's like the little rat in the Skinner box who says, "I've got this psychologist under my control. Every time I press the bar, he gives me a food pellet."

If there's something as good as [him] in my life, I'm going to pay for it.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the one with the most attractive exterior will win.

The worst thing you can do as a performer is to judge your character in any way, positively or negatively.