John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances

I don't want to stir up a can of worms.

Belgium's not a hotpot of international football

In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.'

Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red

Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea

I'm not going to single individuals out but Yakubu has missed loads of great chances

I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot

There is no transcending our minds, only using them optimally.

Whoso meditates on the Omniscient, the Ancient, more minute than the atom, yet the Ruler and Upholder of all, Unimaginable, Brilliant like the Sun, beyond the reach of darkness.

In Hollywood if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

May my legend prosper and thrive. I wish it a long and happy life.

Government is full of people who think they know what's best for others and can rationalize compelling them to accept it.

Your manners will depend very much upon the quality of what you frequently think on; for the soul is as it were tinged with the colour and complexion of thought.

Magic is what happens when you have encountered the Divine. It is the life-altering experiences of connecting to the divinity that dwells within yourself and in the world.

I'm a much healthier eater and I've lost quite a bit of weight over the years.

I remember once, actually the first race I ran, I fell.