John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

Alas! we must suffer ourselves before we can feel for others.

If I write what I feel, it's to reduce the fever of feeling. What I confess is unimportant, because everything is unimportant.

Being an actress, I find myself people-watching and I can be quite shy.

The love of power is the demon of mankind.

I am never better than when I am on the full stretch for God.

The wilderness needs your whole attention.

It's amazing what you can accomplish when you know you have to hit the ground running.

I don't think a guy that really has no understanding about people, or has no interest in understanding people would make a good film composer.

I am under obligations to most of those advisers for the pains and interest they took in my case; but only to one for an effectual remedy.