John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Hearsay, even from the people I love, doesn't equate to gospel truth.

I enjoy very much communication. I think that scientists need to communicate.

If I had ever been set down in any one place and told I was to play there, and nowhere else, for the rest of my life, I should have chosen the Old Course at St. Andrews.

I made a mistake. That happens. It proves I'm human, which you know, for some people, is a revelation.

If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about golf is its inconstancy.

He can be lethal death.

Faced with the way the system does you in the 'hood sometimes, if you don't literally get out, your chances are slim. You'll definitely die mentally. You'll pretty much die physically.

What we know here is very little, but what we are ignorant of is immense.

In life we have many disappointments. Those who go on to greater things dwell on the disappointments briefly and then move on