John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate Satan.

Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.

A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.

Specificity is the soul of narrative.

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.

I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.

There is no ritual that enhances creativity other than just starting.

My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way into the lives of people that I admire.

A literary agent is nothing but a cheap salesman (or woman); while a writer is a cheap salesman (or woman) who also has to actually write the books.

The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

Life begins at the edge of your fears.

If we head in the direction of our dreams and accept the winds and rains that will test our resolve, we can experience the deep satisfaction of looking back upon the path of a life well lived.

No adult is without problems except a happy imbecile.

We could be cowards if we had courage enough.

Mighty prayer has often been produced by mighty trial.

I feel honoured to know Donghae Hyung, but when I'm with him, I feel like I'm more like the hyung.

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

Education keeps the key of life; and liberal education insures the first conditions of freedom,--namely, adequate knowledge and accustomed thought.

Hollywood likes to put out their own message out a lot of times, and that message isn't the best one for everyone.

My knee-jerk is that it is comedy and, if you watch them all back-to-back, you will gain something and you will lose something.