John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.

That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.

Kittens will make your sad go away

Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.

Start working on whatever you hesitate Because there is an ending to every beginning. When you make it to the end, You will realize the hesitation was a waste of time.

Cynicism does not cause inaction.

Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people i love?

You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?

You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.

Grief is depression in proportion to circumstance

How quickly the dead faded into each other,

There can be no time, no state of things, in which Credit is not essential to a Nation.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

Example is a bright looking-glass, universal and for all shapes to look into.

Jesus would never use government surrogates to force the people to help others.

We not only believe what we see, to some extent we see what we believe ...The implications of our beliefs are frightening.

We must not confuse the present with the past. With regard to the past, no further action is possible.

I don't even know if I exist offstage.

African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.