Johnny Unitas was my hero.

When you win, nothing hurts.

When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.

If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?

My family's the most important thing in my life.

Football is an honest game. It's true to life. It's a game about sharing. Football is a team game. So is life.

I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.

You learn you can do your best even when its hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage.

To be a leader, you have to make people want to follow you, and nobody wants to follow someone who doesn't know where he is going.

I can't wait until tomorrow 'cause I get better looking every day.

I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it.

I am kind of a curmudgeonly person, so I don't gravitate to groups or traditions, which is probably just pretentious of me.

I have met guys who work the overnight shift at 7-11, selling Slurpees and Camels to insomniacs who have more introspection than a lot of people in the mainstream media.

I am one of the people who love the why of things.

I didn’t know that it was going to launch a quote-unquote comedic career. I just wanted to do anything other than wait tables.

If I had a cat I'd buy another one so I could kick one and then the other.

If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have.

The language of religion can alone suit every situation and every mode of feeling.

man is by nature designed to live in the polis, the highest form of koinonia, community; that is man's end or goal if he achieves the full potentiality of his nature.